Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator
Developed by Good Shepherd Entertainment | Last updated: May 10, 2024
Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator is a simulation game app, developed by Good Shepherd Entertainment, available on iOS and Android since its release in October 2016. The updated version 5.0 is now available to download, compatible with iOS 8.0+ and Android 10+. Before downloading this app, let's quickly review what OhSir The Insult Simulator has to offer.
About Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator
The parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal, Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Here’s its successor that does even more, certainly with more style and more variety. And I have proof! This time you can spread affront to everyone in the world that has Internet access or - if you’re not the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge nudge.
So don’t let the parrot die for nothing and tell that grumpy old lady that her husband donated organs for a strange woman lying in a pond and that her sister poses nude for some dog. Then meet a retired hipster who admires pictures of a grunting sow, and a fake Russian who borrowed a dead body to put his teacup and crumpets on. It’s also the only game that lets you learn what’s The Meaning of Life, and that’s scientifically proven!
"Playing in local multiplayer mode made me laugh more in five minutes than most games manage over an entire campaign."
- Oscar Dayus, Pocket Gamer -
"Oh... Sir!' is our favorite insult-em-up"
- Aaron Souppouris, Engadget -
"Obviously, this game is getting my highest recommendation, and I expect to see it on a few end of year lists"
- Pockettactics
Game Features:
Loner’s Insult Tournament Mode:Battle your way through numerous unique situations and verbally assault your CPU
Real-Life Friends Mode: Duel against your actual friends on a couch, ottoman, or whatever else you like to rest your fanny on
Imaginary-Friends Mode: Verbally take down strangers from all over the world online, and bring the witty pain across any device using the game's Cross-Platform Multiplayer
5 Hilarious Playable Characters: Each with their own unique voices, quirky traits and hilarious “insult bits”
4 Conflict Scenarios: Lay down some verbal jujitsu across 4 different testy situations and dynamic environments
Contentious Battle System: Employ combos, criticals, continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents!
What's new in version 5.0
This app has been updated by Apple to display the Apple Watch app icon.
********** Sir Postal Dude joins the quarrel at your request **********
Ladies, Gentlemen and Unattended Psychopaths,
We finally know who’s responsible for the murder by the lake - it’s The Postal Dude himself, a very naughty gentleman visiting us from a series of games you claim you didn’t play. But we know you did, knowing how many of you asked for this character, you sick nincompoops! So there you go, at your special request: enjoy the company of a disturbing guest star, featuring the original voice of Rick Hunter! That is, if you can figure out how to unlock him ...
And if you hadn’t had enough of weird characters saying absurd and unpleasant things, check out the new game in the series: Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast. It has a brand new cast of movie-inspired characters, which will be getting even bigger with upcoming updates!
Yours truly
Vile Monarch
PS
Huge thanks to the friendly gentlemen at Running With Scissors for letting use The Postal Dude and helping us with the recording.
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Download the Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator App
Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator has an IPA/APK download size of 190 MB on its latest version. Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator costs $1.99 to download. Ready to install? Ensure you have at least 228 MB of storage space available, then tap the button or scan the QR code below to start the download process!
Ranking History in App Store (U.S)
Changelog
Compatibility
- iPhone 15, 15 Plus, 15 Pro, 15 Pro Max
- iPhone 14, 14 Plus, 14 Pro, 14 Pro Max
- iPhone 13 Pro Max
- iPhone 12 Pro
- Old devices: iPhone X/SE/8/7/6
- iPad Pro
- iPad Mini
Review: Oh sir
This conversion admires pictures of your mother you commoner! -Sir knight Also the game is good.
By UltimateDragon456
Review: This game is awesome
I watched Jacksepticeye play this in his series and I loved the game immediately. When I saw it on the...
By Aquatic update addon
Review: Better on computer.
The game itself is fun, but translates poorly to a small phone touchscreen. Word choices are tiny and all crammed...
By OreWaUsopp
Review: Amazing game but add more roasts
This game is so addictive and fun i can’t stop playing it it is so fun to roast other...
By Barreltrash3702
Review: Fun
Fun to play while you wait for your food or trying to laugh
By Moonkiller2120
